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Karma pool: things not to do


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now the Christmas holidays, I will try now to replenish the blog with new stories, always with the intention of demonstrating that Uncle Karma affects the course of our lives, a bit 'as a McDonald's sandwich: you may not feel it right away but do not worry that they hear. Today
propose a set of rules that call for not doing certain actions, which are equally sudden reactions, if you are, as in my case, the swimmers from overwork.
The pool has in fact, in addition to chlorine water, even a fair amount of liquidity that acts as a catalyst for Karmic embarrass the shit.
On this basis, I propose the following ten commandments:

1. If you just dive into the tank, with pompous to do, to show you the old man and the breath attacks HEATING newbies by doing three times in the 100 medley (Dolphin / back / frog / freestyle) then know that the instructor decides to kill you with some exercise so heavy that the geezer above and newbies will find you on one side of the tub to cry for the spleen pulp.
2. Know that every time someone because overtaking is too slow or because it is poolside to catch breath, is equivalent to the onset of a cramp in the groin area that just does not like. The one in ten frastimi attack, meditate.
   
3. never complain because the coach has always been the same exercises, the latter, in fact, do very human, you may remember that once was water polo and torture that has passed might propose them to you. I do water polo training once a week, mea culpa ...
4. Never pee in the tank, they catch you for sure, it's like Loffa in the elevator, only instead of the smell is too compromising for a thermal variation deny. Also avoid the stops on the other side of the tub with solitary expressions releases in the face ...
   
5. If you just run away to pee and you just beat it in the tank at least if you have been caught and try to disguise fool, avoid propose with phrases like: "Well, Bella hot water today!" or "Today it feels good in the tub!" or "Water is a nutrient."
   
6. If you usually always leading the way and the frog is not a style that will create problems, staying behind in the apnea new and very pretty girl COULD be any doubt about your morality. If you
7. glasses fog up and methodically always happens, and you start watching, climbing on the edge of the pool, water aerobics instructor who makes provocative push ups, do not believe that if you do not see well because you have the goggles fogged YOU do not see well what you are doing a figure of shit. Besides the goggle gives it a typically boccomero STATEC so careful ...
   
8. Evita's death as the bravado to walk without slippers, maybe the mushrooms you do not take them but between the water and chlorine bleach will see that the leg is not good.
   
9. When you exit the shower is a good idea to cover the pudenda: cow a dog, we are all adults and vaccinated, but you can not expect to open a dialogue with Dumbo dangling in front of you.
10. If you are of the view that: "But today is a beautiful day, I did not harbor the headphones!" know that the exit by changing the cold wind will inflate the ears as bagpipes, and spent the week without being able to sleep on the side.

here I close the little swimmer decalogue of karma and leave you with a maxim:
Life is like a swimming pool full of people with swollen bladder, think about swimming and not waste time to gargle.
Hello folks soon!