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Bath karmic


good at all, even under
parties, between an orange and a glass of nougat Bayles, I continue to thicken the succession of cult related to my facts right.
Today I write to you about something that, hopefully, health personnel, all we do.
For Law nor destroyed everything changes: life, death and miracles right in performing their physiological needs.
passing a massive amount of hours in the same structure, in fact, one can not help but clash with the need to use the nice present health.
Ah ... How many wonders you can discover in this world! A veritable orgy of visual / olfactory disgust to do the most filthy pigs cool. What is Karma
uncle to ensure that one can find in the bathroom, according to the index of guilt that an individual carries for the day? Or the blame is attributed to the roast of the table?
's your answer, I simply state the facts objectively. The location
protagonist is the now celebrated building in which the right, dating back to Fascism, built as a hospital, with a shape reminiscent of the logo Voltus V iterated for several floors. Bathrooms
if nothing else out there, so luckily there is no "competition" in the use but, as mentioned, is that you can find inside that scary.
You start treating any little one bathroom that is located along the corridors of any plan, it is more than acceptable, probably because they also attended by professors, so cleaned often enough.
think that sometimes there is also the soap! (Ed. Viva sarcasm ...)
On the ground floor to the specific I should explain two things:

• What the hell are women who use the bathroom next to ours to make it so filthy that have succeeded in clogging and make it usable? What do they eat? It was not the male usually zozzone? Okay ...
  
• What the fuck is there a ball of tinfoil, one of those that remain after you eat the sandwich brought from home to plug a hole in the ceiling, there will also be boccomeri in power? Boh ... Keep your guard high between seeing and not seeing.

Attending these bathrooms is preferable over other courageous choices.
The most terrible is certainly under the stairs, which can be accessed directly from the entrance.
Inside there are three bathrooms, one for the disabled, all characterized as follows:

• floor dirty and sticky with attached collection of shoe prints in various styles and brands.
  
• wooden doors which, of course, over time they lost the bolt closed.
• Interference alternating water and nature.
  
• long, long ... so the smell of humanity.
• multiple Puddles.
  
• "surprises" that family-sized splash in the toilet.

In order to prevent the spread of disease of imprecise nature, if you want to take advantage of these health is good to follow the following steps:

1. second Mantra Hindu spiritual charge; are fine thoughts like "I'm not here to run a plain blue fairy chasing unicorns."
   
2. If the mantra proves ineffective, provided by means of an artificial encouragement with a shot of warm as in the days of trench warfare.
3. Take a deep breath and cross the threshold. Very deep breath.
   
4. Whatever the bathroom chosen to perform the following sub procedure:
• roll up their sleeves.
• sure you do not have items that might fall, there would be little to do in this case.
  
• ensure fold your pants in order not to let him go the way of a asciugone Queen.
• proceed on tiptoe with his legs like a compass.
  
5. Get in a bathroom.
6. Giving back to the door, the bolt is not there, there's no need to make the exhibitionist or get caught with their eyes too focused in the process of meditation.
   
7. If your eye falls on "brown" on the bottom, drifting in extremis on ceramics, immediately looked away, you could lose the momentum physiological and abort the procedure performed.
8. Evacuate Evacuation touching flush door, sink and hot air jet with the lowest surface of the skin as possible.
9. fly very fast towards the door and fill your lungs with clean air.

Ultimately, it is suggested to be patient and do everything at home, certainly if you can not do otherwise, we must accept the logic of compromise and suffer the stench, but so much depending on the gusts of wind can be felt far beyond the bathroom, up to the coffee machine so ... Seeing is believing ...

Happy Holidays karmic

Gianni

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Namastè all fritters back ... you jam between spirituality to talk once again of positive karmic .... this time I want to talk about the main type karma karma that will define the telephone. Karma is the most common phone in everyday life, we say that each of us carries a marsuppietto of karma ... call out every day. The karma of this type makes you reach the levels murders CSI , stuff that compared Jack the Ripper's seeing you is a mystical crisis and decides to change his life and becomes a hairdresser, at the level that Hannibal the cannibal understanding how you put reassesses the macrobiotic, so that Valeria Marini began writing books for children ... things that seem impossible (I know, I have overdone it ... the book draws it), but rest assured that in this situation Hulk with pinocchieti destroyed in a comparison of you seem a bit too Magalli oxidized ... but look at the situation type. Maybe you're at home or at school, at university, in the bathroom, you are destroying a nest of swallows that are artistically creating a three-room dung attached to the wall of your house, with great regret of the land (birds bastards add), well the young middle aged 5 to take three times the estimated time it will take place with all the savings of his right hand, because you want to put a shit hanging with one hand hold the paper roll (this time triple veil - see my previous post ) and the other for you to send the message Page send the modest price of € 24 last Album Amanda Lear ? there is no comparison ... that three quarters of our young people the life we \u200b\u200bspend in this way, tant 'is that the other day a guy at the counter in a pizzeria in t9 language ... "as he wants the pizza? " asks the cook, "6274437482." Did not survive for an explanation. Fattostà that all this time the phone seems dead, not a phone call, not a message is more silent switchboard in homicide of Topolinia shelves ... then begin to send requests for fair credit ... do not forget how sweet the sound man ... then you do send the remaining balance in euro, sterling and then finally in drachmas and Renminbi Tibetans. In short, the cosmic void
belongs to your cell phone ... all around you .. all around you is just as empty as a van dell'Avis to a party of Count Dracula ... you lose hope, so you do not no one will try, you're saddened , would you also empty something, you think pure alcohol, 95 degrees of enthusiasm, but you can not, you've just experienced heartburn, you know how would the reaction and think that perhaps the Human Torch, and best left to someone else. Then turn off the machine, you give yourself to have disappeared and let those RaiTre to see you ... NEVER MISTAKE WAS SO GREAT! karma t hours in his own hand, are a delicious delicacy in his hands ... now, only now and not 30 seconds before your communication tool for disarming a law of retaliation will receive all your phone will be more ... guarded than that of Michael Jackson visiting a hospital for children ... now you can receive everything from the best regards by an aunt who lives in Turkmenistan because like challenges, at least 35 contests with prizes guessing where the name of the shareholder Zuzzurro would win two super-luxury cruise, a trip around the world and a gold ingot panzer breaded diamonds, work proposals, your ex calling you to show her new collection of oven mitts ... how many emotions that you're missing ... and that deep down he is there watching you, he paints with an evil grin ... with the flip gprs you are sending a message "SEIUNCAZZONE" but you do not feel regret and has not attended that course from where you wanted to send radio operator in the sixth grade, you know you got work today tomorrow who knows .... so that being movable property, but they remain dormant on the shoe a bit of time, I try not to charity, just 3, 4 .. days. On the sixth day the young man off with the grinder cell, which now is more like a mussel, the undergrowth has arisen in the shoe .. pulls the air, and all of a breeze up on. What happens from this moment is the death of a human being, the moment when he realizes that perhaps the warthog if you study a bit ' can give you a hard time ... the cell goes haywire, telephone network and congested puffs of steam, icebergs telephone traffic, the TIMtanic phone .. the only is to disconnect the battery with the chisel and put the cell in the freezer, then so will be more interesting to touch.
The apotheosis of the existential crisis. Karma is watching us, you mean, you want to mock, just take it as a personal thing ... and note that the phone karma there is free, there is no human being who is not a slave. So if you really want to turn off your cell phone, think twice ... at least go rather to make a courtesy visit to Jack the Ripper. At least one permanent free or cure.

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Parking Karma Karmic


good at all, as promised
continues the series of catchy cult related to the life of an option.
Today we want to treat the problem of parking, one of the few things that make you re-evaluate the use of public transport.
For those unfamiliar with the area, park near the Science Building at Cagliari is equivalent to the jackpot Lotto dry, or € 20 to find abandoned on the street.
availability, reduces drastically every year, for an exponential increase of cars in circulation.
In principle, the stands can be classified hierarchically according to the distance from the palace of Sciences and in inverse proportion to the probability of finding freedom in the time limited from 8 to 8:30 am.
The ultimate of parking is the pitch in front of the building, the index in Figure 1, the parking lot at eight in the morning is probably already full.
quotations have recently risen due to the fact that the 'ring , index in the first figure, right around the entrance is now equipped with bars and is limited to authorized personnel, decreasing the actual number of parking spaces available.
This increases the number of parking spaces to the beast, and therefore at risk, because the presence of this brigade and tow truck is fairly common.
It is said that in life, you will be able to park for up to 4 times in a parking of the pitch, than it is supposed reached a state of bliss or a subscription of the soul to Mephistopheles. In summary
Buddha or six or six Satan, or at least you have a lot to get even with Sir Karma, or do not park here for sure.
In particular, the rarer is the parking top left corner, looking at the map and we have parked in three years three or four times and now I feel the smell of sulfur, it began to worry.
index 2 we find the famous discesone, stands surprise that so many gave to myself, is the parking of resignation or, in more optimistic than those who are happy, thinking that probably would not find the place later. Need
however a fair amount of positive karma in storage, because the availability is very casual and does not depend only Dall'Ora but also the day of the week.
actually finding its way to a certain height in discesone, with high probability is also found later, pitch aside, so park here is equivalent to say a "Holy shit there is also room further down." Th
As one colleague: "Believe is the first step to find parking," and words of wisdom. The
discesone has its presence in plants to create shade, save mementos of the happy birds on the windshield for free.
index 3 is the parking lot of suspender Viale Fra Ignazio, also said that the parking of abitués than 8:15 is saturated as it shared with the multitude of Political Science / Law.
E 'parking for those people who have been honed sense of the road and weather in the area and manage to get a difference of no more than 2-3 minutes, nothing here Karma sheer will and perseverance, or if you like, Karma which led to neutral.
said with a certain sentimentality: it is my car, in fact, about two years, parking the car behind is the same man who, in an old Opel, reads his newspaper.
A couple of times, not parcheggiandovisi, I found what my place is still empty I felt a bit 'guilty and a bit' part of the gears of the Universe.
index 4 are the Belvedere , parking availability known to have part-time unthinkable, due to the use by some employees who work the night shift, which work by removing some free parking. In this range
Karma is already in a negative balance which must be then in some other way. The Belvedere
so you can have a little 'later and sleep for a few more minutes, as against, however, is a herringbone parking lot very close to the series an SUV might not be there anyway. Because of this it is easy to find "smiles" on side back to their car, presumably due to some maneuvering too close to others and so they scream at the sky. My car, which still smelled of concession, has undergone the baptism of dent here.
By the way, I wish luck to those who gave me the surprise, now the mad and let off some steam but its "free" does not seem right.
Finally we have the parking lot of Madonna , index 5, the true refugium peccatorum latecomers, whose name has dual meaning.
First is so called because there is also a small chapel dedicated to Our Lady, perhaps ex-voto for a parking lot, secundis is so called because it is really a parking lot of Our Lady ...
This is a rough dirt road to the extreme, in which the rules have no application highways, so it is normal to find parking beast of bias, double parked, cars stuck on both sides until the car placed on slopes to obscene limits of physics.
This is a short-term parking, so if you are not absolutely necessary to park, a place sooner or later you free, maybe ...
The best thing to be enjoyed in this park are the scenes you can see by chance. The parking lot is directly from the prison Buoncammino, so you can follow conversations between prisoners and relatives like the following, between Paul and his wife:
- Paoloooooo! Paolooooo! (About two minutes of screaming) -
- Ehhhh!?! (Voice from the prison) -
- ASCO, where's my check? -
- Ahh? -
- The assegnooo!! -
- Calli assegnu? -
- Allowance, you already knew -
- Oh, but tell me, however, what you need! -
- What the lawyer! -
- Ah! E 'in the kitchen under the pot of geraniums -
- Ah okay, hello Paul tomorrow ... -
- Eh! CIA! -
Of course everyone now knows that Paul had a check under the pot of geraniums in the kitchen, though I doubt many are wanting to complain.
conclusion we can say that everyone has their own experience of parking, which is colored or not, I invite to post.
In my humble opinion, the type of parking reference shows the karmic balance achieved, I stop at 2-3 it is not the best but we can not be satisfied, the rest of virtue is in the middle ...

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The shaded Karma Karma


good at all,
the intention now is to start putting down on paper the various elements that were able to accumulate in the academic career of the undersigned and that, in principle, apply as the average case for most.
The first of these notes covers coffee breaks.
For almost all of the students becomes a coffee-break ritual, iterate several times during the day and in such cases, exchange views with colleagues and so can relax for a bit '. Both
mail as an additional premise that they are now more than three years that the undersigned "hangs out" at a certain power and, perhaps, are the last where he is still forced to drink a coffee substitute made from that bar that is the vending machine, unless clearly make a trek to the first bar downstream (ed access to power is in fact located at a single road with a slight incline), before rebounding with accompanying sympathetic bowel sounds due to the hurry to get to class and digestion failure.
Pass the fact that the coffee made from coffee can not be ambrosia, it nor a coffee that can be defined as such, but at least it is hoped that by inserting a certain monetary amount that is returned as consideration in coffee / eat.
This clearly can not hope to be in vain.
methods a coffee / cappuccino / hot chocolate / tea costs 35 cents, as a result in your wallet are never in the 5 cent coins and if you want your coffee you must use a round figure.
same methods, the machine has NEVER 5 cent coins to give you the rest, and then simply does not give you the rest, peace with your soul.
In this post, also, you want to gloss over the fact that sometimes the machine does not return anything, or do not do coffee, but the broth, increase the amount of money donated to "charity .
The undersigned takes at least 2 / 3 coffee per day, which increase depending on the permanence in power, every coffee "unsuccessful" have lost 5 cents, for which at least 15 cents a day, five days of lessons in which they become 75 in one month € 3 and so on.
The figure increases if instead of the drink, or together with it, you also buy groceries of various kinds, such as crisps and snacks in a bag.
Clearly these 3 € monthly tip rest say, are disbursed by almost all students regardless of age, sex and religion and then, in total, make a nice nest egg that we hope all is spent on medicine.
It is indeed cursed money from students that the operator of the machine must lead to exorcise from a Catholic priest and followed by a Cherokee shaman before they can be handled again.
However, a small set of so many misfortunes must necessarily have a counterpart: sometimes something back, demonstrating the fact that Karma does not stand by impassively against us poor helpless students.
For example, there are times when "the man whispered to the machines," one who procures and withdraw money daily, offers coffee in the morning because he is motivated by charitable spirit and perhaps even a sense of guilt.
There are times, as it happens today, when the ball goes into the machine and allows you to select twice the cost of one.
Finally, there are times when something breaks in the mechanism of the distributor and, coincidentally, putting his hand through the crack you can not take drinks from the last row, for free. Helped
what heaven help thee saying goes ...

Denise Milani Niiples

tip from the rest and lumbago


good at all, except for myself it seems. Moreover, if
to 1:10 on Saturday are already home to write a post there is certainly little to be cheerful ...
This afternoon it's been a friend at home, I announced a "slight pain in the lower back above the sacrum.
Moreover, the day before the instructor made us drown in swimming pools by imposing on dolphin tanks, so it was not so strange to suffer some pains.
For nine and a half we have a reservation at the pizzeria, so shower, dressing quickly to Saint Seya (Knights of the Zodiac), down to the ground faster than light so ...
lumbago, fulminant, in no uncertain terms.
strange pain though, quiet way but I suffer like a dog when I sit down and / or bend his back. Voltaren cerottone
pick up a stick and quickly into the painful area, mind if I feel like I have 87 years.
Effects: very strange sensation on the skin, in fact, soon after you feel warm, then you relax sore muscles and you feel better, although I found that the effect is very temporary. Thus the hypothesis of
desist continue the evening after the pizza and go home.
Experience Today's think about a fact, maybe two, or talk about bad luck does nothing but attract other over you or someone that is bringing the bad luck.
Regarding the first possibility, perhaps talk about bad luck is not only cathartic but catalytic in the sense that catalyzes the same bad luck.
Regarding the second case, the most likely one, as well as choreography, beginning to think that perhaps is not the exotic Karma to be responsible for my suffering, but more likely an individual who is much more our "throwing the tear ".
Therefore I am going to leave a modest message to the individual who appreciates me so much, wanting to reciprocate his affection.

"Oh nostrano individual,
throwing the tear and tear due to me,
do not know if you know me or if I know you ,
I just know that if I recognize you,
and you make the mistake of crossing the road
when I am in the neighborhood know that:
you zaccu spreni up and you know sfoddu Mallare Schina,
struppiu a career tui sa de sesi Cugurra wretches who,
pustisi, mesu Mortu you up there on the ground.
A'nca on peusu Dimoniu t'ind'ingollada
and t'inci lassidi scallau in Casinu
infrissiu to schidon'e ferru "

I know that the rhyme is not classic, I got carried away by emotion, I hope that in turn allow Carducci go anyway ...
Both the melody of the sonnet I will seize it anyway.

Karma's Messenger, over and out.