good at all,
the intention now is to start putting down on paper the various elements that were able to accumulate in the academic career of the undersigned and that, in principle, apply as the average case for most.
The first of these notes covers coffee breaks.
For almost all of the students becomes a coffee-break ritual, iterate several times during the day and in such cases, exchange views with colleagues and so can relax for a bit '. Both
mail as an additional premise that they are now more than three years that the undersigned "hangs out" at a certain power and, perhaps, are the last where he is still forced to drink a coffee substitute made from that bar that is the vending machine, unless clearly make a trek to the first bar downstream (ed access to power is in fact located at a single road with a slight incline), before rebounding with accompanying sympathetic bowel sounds due to the hurry to get to class and digestion failure.
Pass the fact that the coffee made from coffee can not be ambrosia, it nor a coffee that can be defined as such, but at least it is hoped that by inserting a certain monetary amount that is returned as consideration in coffee / eat.
This clearly can not hope to be in vain.
methods a coffee / cappuccino / hot chocolate / tea costs 35 cents, as a result in your wallet are never in the 5 cent coins and if you want your coffee you must use a round figure.
same methods, the machine has NEVER 5 cent coins to give you the rest, and then simply does not give you the rest, peace with your soul.
In this post, also, you want to gloss over the fact that sometimes the machine does not return anything, or do not do coffee, but the broth, increase the amount of money donated to "charity .
The undersigned takes at least 2 / 3 coffee per day, which increase depending on the permanence in power, every coffee "unsuccessful" have lost 5 cents, for which at least 15 cents a day, five days of lessons in which they become 75 in one month € 3 and so on.
The figure increases if instead of the drink, or together with it, you also buy groceries of various kinds, such as crisps and snacks in a bag.
Clearly these 3 € monthly tip rest say, are disbursed by almost all students regardless of age, sex and religion and then, in total, make a nice nest egg that we hope all is spent on medicine.
It is indeed cursed money from students that the operator of the machine must lead to exorcise from a Catholic priest and followed by a Cherokee shaman before they can be handled again.
However, a small set of so many misfortunes must necessarily have a counterpart: sometimes something back, demonstrating the fact that Karma does not stand by impassively against us poor helpless students.
For example, there are times when "the man whispered to the machines," one who procures and withdraw money daily, offers coffee in the morning because he is motivated by charitable spirit and perhaps even a sense of guilt.
There are times, as it happens today, when the ball goes into the machine and allows you to select twice the cost of one.
Finally, there are times when something breaks in the mechanism of the distributor and, coincidentally, putting his hand through the crack you can not take drinks from the last row, for free. Helped
what heaven help thee saying goes ...
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